"Mom, I had such a scary dream! There was a monster standing at my door. And he had really googly eyes. Big googly eyes. Then he came over to my bed and I was so scared! Then I saw some poop in my bed. It wasn't from me though, I didn't poop my pants, O K Mom? But I picked the poop up in my hand, and I held it up to the monsters face. And the monster didn't defeat me! He didn't get me! Then I woke up and the dream was gone, but I was still a little bit scared."
I mean seriously?! Phil and I are still laughing about this one.